Government Warning: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Game Rules (a.k.a. Terms of Use)
Welcome to Desert Light Football — where Saturdays are for football, laughs, and good vibes. By visiting this site, you agree to play by the same rules we do: keep it fun, respectful, and clearly unofficial.
This website is an independent, fan-made parody — not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, Busch Light, or any official brand or team. Any brand names, team references, or trademarks that appear here are used only for commentary and entertainment under fair-use principles.
We don’t sell beer, promise picks, or take ourselves too seriously. Everything here is for football fun only, no flags or penalties attached.
So kick back, enjoy the content, and remember: we’re here for laughs and community — not official business.
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